12percentofaplan:

aintnothinglikemeexceptme:

Yes!
We’ll be rich!
Trust me, we’ll be quick!
I’ve got a plan.
We’ll be out in no time!

You got a plan?
A fully formed plan?
Alright, let’s hear it.
But I want to state for the record,
I’m not stealing anyone’s leg.
Or arm, or eye.

You’re no fun.
What if I really need one of those things?
It could be really important.
You don’t know.
What if you bought one?

via   source 40 notes   August 25th 2014

This is a weird little rant thing. Feel free to ignore. XD

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2 notes   August 24th 2014
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Lost In My Skin||Human!Rocket

aintnothinglikemeexceptme:

The Guardians had gone to Terra for a job. No friendly visits, nothing but recovering stolen Shi’ar technology. It was suppose to be an easy job, in, out and gone. The job took a bad turn when Rocket had mysteriously disappeared.

He was hooked to a strange machine that hummed and growled with life. He’d pull on his restraints, but would never get anywhere. People scurried about with work and busy intentions. Some of them wore yellow jump suits, AIM written out on their uniforms. The raccoon shifted and regarded a couple men who stood nearby, they were reviewing data. Data on him. He struggled again, a sickness turning his stomach as he realized he was once again being experimented on. Rocket was going to be sick. One of the men noticed him and turned. He laughed and others joined him. The last thing Rocket saw was the man’s fist flying for his face.

AIM…Experiments…Rocket stirred, groaning loudly. Those thoughts crept sluggishly across his brain, which was pounding. Everything hurt. It felt like his body had been twisted and ripped apart and stretched in unimaginable ways. It didn’t feel right, none of it felt right. Slowly, he rolled onto his hands and knees and stopped. His hands…Rocket’s eyes widened with dismay. They were fleshy, soft, Terran. Jumping up to quickly, he swayed for a moment before he found his reflection in a nearby puddle. Terran. He ran his hands over the soft skin of his face, shaking, what had happened to him?!

"I’m going to kill those fucking bastards! I’ll make them turn me back and then I’ll kill them!" Rocket snapped to himself. He turned and headed out of the alley. He needed help, he needed his team. He needed someone, who couldn’t handle this alone.

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via   2 notes   August 24th 2014

muffindess:

Genetically modified flowers glow in the dark

Australian company Bioconst has released a line of genetically modified fluorescent flowers that produce a protein that glow when exposed to a proprietary UV LED

I WANT A GARDEN OF THESE THINGS THEN STRING UP THOSE UV LED LIGHT THINGIES. THEN HAVE FIRE-CIRCLE-NAKED-DANCING -PARTIES BY MOON AND FLOWER POWER LIGHT. GOTTA HAVE SOME FIREFLIES TOO BECAUSE WHY THE FUCK NOT.

THAT IS ALL I WANT.

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thisisspartax:

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          thisisspartax ★ Indie J’son of Spartax MCU/616 RP 
— 3 years of Tumblr role-play experience
Primarily MCU J’Son; 616 J’Son 
 Blog not spoiler free
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 Crossover friendly; open to new plots, ships and ideas
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[[Sorry I’ve been lurking these last few days. I just haven’t been in the mood to write and it’s really been bugging me. I encourage messages for the mun or Rocket. Maybe I’ll get my muse back. Sorry guys!]]

1 notes   August 24th 2014
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http://aintnothinglikemeexceptme.tumblr.com/post/95203960844/12percentofaplan-aintnothinglikemeexceptme

12percentofaplan:

12percentofaplan:

aintnothinglikemeexceptme:

12percentofaplan:

I know where his stash is.
She got real talkative when we were… yeah.
Gave up the the name of the moon and the exact location.
Dude, I didn’t even have to ask,
it was like she wanted me to rob the guy.

I’m all up…

Ok, ok, we take it all.
We take everything he’s stashed.
But dude, we gotta be quick.
I do not want to be there when he shows up.

Yes!
We’ll be rich!
Trust me, we’ll be quick!
I’ve got a plan.
We’ll be out in no time!

via   source 40 notes   August 22nd 2014

Rocket: Your threats don’t scare me Kate! I have faced worse then the cold! Do it, shave me, I dare you!

[[Mun is slightly scared. It is a terrifying creature.]]

1 notes   August 19th 2014

Rocket Raccoon idolizes Travis Bickle from “Taxi Driver” for his foul mouth, instability, and redeeming actions to help others and has even done the “you talking to me?” bit on a foe.

via   source 97 notes   August 19th 2014
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mxgnetokinesis:

 

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"I’m the coolest thing you’ll ever meet!"

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Hm. Is that so? And why might that be — -?”

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"I’m Rocket! Guardian of the Galaxy!"

via   4 notes   August 19th 2014
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